Ladies and Gentlemen,
We present to you the battle between our newly created Man Flower
and Mother Nature's very own floral assortments. Now we admit
that the miraculous beauty and self replication of flowers are
well beyond anything anyone on earth has ever created, so for
the purposes of this match-up, we will limit the comparisons
to when these two items are actually potted and sitting on your
desk.
The Man Flower vs Real Flowers
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| Never |
 When
Does it need to be watered? |
Every Day? Once a week? |
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 No water, No dirt |
Gets
water and dirt all over your desk and files |
 Water & Dirt |
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 No Mess |
Creates
a mess when the flower pot gets knocked over |
 Ugly Mess |
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| You're Great! |
Person is happy you gave it to them as
a gift. |
You're Great! |
| You're Still Great! |
Person thinks great things about you
when they look at the flower. |
You're Still Great! |
| You're Still Great! |
Person
thinks about you when the flower is dying on their desk. |
What where YOU thinking? |
| You're Great! |
Person
thinks rotten thoughts about you as they throw out their dead,
mangled former flower. |
You Suck! |
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The answer is clear!
Order your Man
Flowers today!
